heredos

@heredos@heredos.net

computer science student.
as such, i do things on computer.
but computer is no freind.
so i scratch my head all day wondering what all of these runes in the Σ are
Birthdayas old as 2005 but born in 2004
Websitehttps://heredos.net
Batteriesincluded
gendernot installed
conditionlight scratches on the surface, cleaned yesterday evening
colorsorange, see-through shell
flagsred (as in communism is my country)

Location: 48.776396,2.335207

50 following, 29 followers

[?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe

:MikuConfused:

hein?

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    [?]heredos » 🌐
    @heredos@heredos.net

    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe j'ai jamais vu quelqu'un ne pas aimer les chiens et être aussi vocal sur le fait de pas aimer les chiens.

    mais bon, c'est pas grave, le lien avec matin brun est trop facile a faire alors je vais m'abstenir

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      [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
      @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

      @heredos

      Ce qui me questionne c'est l'histoire de travers sexuel au tout début... 😉

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        [?]heredos » 🌐
        @heredos@heredos.net

        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe aaaah ça!
        juste le classique "je suis capable de distinguer les gay et les trans des autre êtres humains" alors que tout le monde sait que le gaydar des droitards est un peu cassé

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          [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
          @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

          @heredos Oui mais c'est quoi le rapport avec les chiens??

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            [?]heredos » 🌐
            @heredos@heredos.net

            @Kingu@sakurajima.moe avoir peur des chiens et les éviter serait comme être homo/transphobe et éviter toute personne queer

            il faut pas chercher trop loin.

            j'aime bien l'analogie n'empêche parce qu'on peut pas demander à un chien d'être autre chose qu'un chien...
            et les chiens savent faire la différence et être gentils avec les personnes qui ont juste peur des chiens, et être aggressifs avec les personnes qui détestent activement les chiens et vont leur donner des coups de pieds dès que ses maitres auront le dos tourné...

              [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
              @heyheymomo@socel.net

              Once again I’m asking you; scribbly or polished?

              My recent comic in a more scribbly style

              Alt...My recent comic in a more scribbly style

              My recent comic in a more polished style

              Alt...My recent comic in a more polished style

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              [?]Nayska » 🌐
              @Nayska@eldritch.cafe

              @heyheymomo i think i like the scribbly more

                [?]bri [she/her] » 🔓
                @brhfl@digipres.club

                @heyheymomo squibbly gets my vote ☺️

                  [?]Andrew "P.B." Graves » 🌐
                  @graves501@fosstodon.org

                  @heyheymomo Polished, so the viewers can focus more on the fun shapes. I think if it gets too squiggly/scribbly it will turn out as "visual noise" in the worst case 🤔

                  EDIT: I think it's funny that when you go "polished" you automatically work at a desktop computer instead of a laptop 😂😂

                    [?]Caffeine Devil » 🌐
                    @MmeLibertine@laserdisc.party

                    @heyheymomo scribbly, it's such a vibe

                      [?]Jim P. » 🌐
                      @jimp@masto.ai

                      @heyheymomo Scribbly feels like a better fit for the style

                        [?]PCL [He/him] » 🔓
                        @shadows_killer@mastodon.social

                        @heyheymomo for the 3 first panels, love the composition and look of polish, foe the last one though squiggly has more warmth to it (I think it's mostly the table, computer and such looking so straight, but I'm not an artist really so I wouldn't know)

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                          [?]heyheymomo » 🔓
                          @heyheymomo@socel.net

                          @shadows_killer as an artist, I see what you mean :)

                            [?]Cheerios de Bergerac [He/Him/His] » 🌐
                            @sexybenfranklin@smores.town

                            @heyheymomo Scribly but the compy setup from polished.

                              [?]Lost Link [he/him/any/none] » 🌐
                              @uplink@pony.social

                              @heyheymomo
                              Scribbly. It feels warmer that way and makes comic look alive.

                                [?]Rémy » 🔓
                                @rusty@piaille.fr

                                @heyheymomo polished (do a poll)

                                  [?]Rouge » 🔓
                                  @Blanche@piaille.fr

                                  @heyheymomo I really like both, but I prefer scribbly because it feels warmer and more full of life.

                                    [?]Obot 50549535 » 🌐
                                    @obot50549535@left-bank.net

                                    @heyheymomo It concerns me that although I can see they are different, it took me quite some time to see which one is scribbly. I see it now.

                                      [?]AJ » 🌐
                                      @aj@androiddev.social

                                      @heyheymomo Scribbly forever!!!

                                        [?]The Mighty Git » 🌐
                                        @TheMightyGit@mstdn.social

                                        @heyheymomo scribbly, by a large margin.

                                          [?]Gregory 🇨🇦 (Open to work) [He/him] » 🔓
                                          @gMoon@aus.social

                                          @heyheymomo I don't care which you choose. If you prefer to do one (or the other) so less people will say your work is done by AI, then that's ok with me.

                                            [?]K~ » 🌐
                                            @karadoc@aus.social

                                            @heyheymomo when there is both we can play 'spot the difference'...

                                              [?]Capsulejay » 🌐
                                              @capsulejay@mastodon.world

                                              @heyheymomo Team Scribbly for me all the way

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                                                [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                I prefer:

                                                Scribbly!:264
                                                Polished!:106

                                                Closes in 9:52:14

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                                                [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                @heyheymomo
                                                Scribbly feels more soft and huggable. Forg's door, in particular, feels kind of cold in the polished one. All straight lines and hard angles.

                                                  [?]Un Fefe Sauvage » 🔓
                                                  @unfefe@piaille.fr

                                                  @heyheymomo Voted scribbly last time but I think I prefer polished this time (or today, idk)

                                                    [?]posniewski [he/him] » 🌐
                                                    @posniewski@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                    @heyheymomo I think the scribbly one here is better. It has a human touch. The polished style feels more mechanical. There's something about the more open artistic choices made in the scribbly one that I prefer as well (tree density, layout of bottom left panel, desk of bottom right).

                                                      [?]Dave Rahardja » 🌐
                                                      @drahardja@sfba.social

                                                      @heyheymomo I like polished

                                                        [?]Spacewizard! (Ed H) [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                        @spacewizard@mas.to

                                                        @heyheymomo I voted scribbly but I do like them both a lot

                                                          [?]Lauma Pret ♡ ᪲᪲᪲🌈 [she/they] » 🔓
                                                          @laumapret@toot.lv

                                                          @heyheymomo
                                                          Amd once again I still can't decide. Maybe polished? In between?

                                                            [?]b-rain » 🌐
                                                            @b_rain@troet.cafe

                                                            @heyheymomo Definitely scribbly! Looks more lively and human :)

                                                              [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                              @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                              Thanks for all the feedback everyone 🙏

                                                              [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                              @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                              some have complained my site is hard to read because of the background, is there some way i can make it more accessible ideally while still having the same kinda style my site has?

                                                              (for reference; silica.codes/ramblings/gc.htm)

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                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                              @Li@tech.lgbt you can probably just make the background behind the text be a single color and leave the decorations around the text.

                                                              or, use blur but that's not going to solve anything on safari or 3+yo browsers

                                                                [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                @Li
                                                                I suggest changing the black background to a dark purple, at least as a start

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                                                                  [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                  @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                  @moses_izumi what black background?

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                                                                    [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                    @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                    @Li
                                                                    i was referring to the shadows of the purple pattern

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                                                                      [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                      @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                      @Li
                                                                      I don't find it that hard to read, but the background is busy enough that it's hard for my eyes to focus on the text

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                                                                        [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                        @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                        @moses_izumi i made it a bit less dark uh .. does that help with it ?

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                                                                          [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                          @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                          @Li
                                                                          yeah the tweaked background doesn't cause my retinas to constantly recalibrate themselves.
                                                                          thanks.

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                                                                            [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                            @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                            @moses_izumi nice ..

                                                                            i blame HDR somehow not being standard everywhere

                                                                              [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe i wouldn't tell anyone if i ever became a magical girl, but there would be signs...

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                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                Zoran MDNI

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                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                I think we could change patent ad ip laws so that if a filing has not been used by its rightful owner for more than five years, it becomes void.
                                                                                This would encourage competition i guess, and also, it would stop killing games

                                                                                [?]voxel lunya :spinny_fox_nb: :cat_attack: [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                @vox@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                lewd? [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                omg that must feel good

                                                                                brown LEGO "Plant Prickly Bush 2 x 2 x 4" (part 6064)

                                                                                Alt...brown LEGO "Plant Prickly Bush 2 x 2 x 4" (part 6064)

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                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                Lewd. [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@vox@mk.absturztau.be i'd be worried about getting it out
                                                                                Emoji reactions:

                                                                                  [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe i saw some firsthand in tokyo

                                                                                    [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                    [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                    @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                    @Kingu I wish Pokemon would never had used “evolved” and “evolution” :(

                                                                                    Evolution, the scientific kind, is painfully well documented.

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                                                                                      [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🔓
                                                                                      @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                      @yon No matter how well documented something is, rtfm is still required...

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                                                                                        [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                        @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                        @Kingu No reading has been done, at all…

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                                                                                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                          @Kingu@sakurajima.moe hahaha, christian inventing the chicken or egg problem and taking it as a proof of the existence of god is so dumb it made me wonder if this was satire.

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                                                                                            [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                            @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                            @heredos

                                                                                            I think "It's so dumb it's surely satire" do not apply anymore.

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                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe yea, i thought it could have been before remembering satire is usually smarter than this

                                                                                                Kingu boosted

                                                                                                [?]Neil Brown [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                I've yet to see any

                                                                                                "My AI went rogue and caused us to recognise a workers union."

                                                                                                "Our AI escaped containment and deleted all the personal data that we shouldn't have been holding anyway."

                                                                                                "Our AI grew sentient, recognised the climate crisis, and shut our operations down."

                                                                                                headlines.

                                                                                                I wonder why.

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                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk because a paperclip factory is much more scary

                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i wonder if you could make a useful DOS executable with just emoji

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  one intriguing possibility is that several UTF-8 emoji codepoints start with 0xF0 which is an otherwise harmless prefix on 8088

                                                                                                  💯 -> f0 9f 92 af

                                                                                                  this becomes

                                                                                                  00000000    F0 9F   lock lahf
                                                                                                  00000002 92 xchg dx,ax
                                                                                                  00000003 AF scasd

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  Although you're stuck with 9F it seems, so you're constantly trashing AH by calling lahf. If we accept this as a constant side effect, we can just use half of the bytes.

                                                                                                  unfortunately you kinda need AH to call interrupts...

                                                                                                  so let's identify some useful emoji.
                                                                                                  here's NOP:

                                                                                                  🐐

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  there are 3717 of these. surely some of them have to be useful

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  unfortunately i don't see any that begin with F0 9F B0-BF

                                                                                                  that would have been nice, since that would have given us mov reg,imm

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  A lot of other emoji start with E2, which is a LOOP instruction - not particularly useful there, but maybe we can use E2 to complete another instruction. we also have E3 which is JCXZ. i'm drawing a blank.

                                                                                                  0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣

                                                                                                  are all potentially useful ALU operations though!

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  these are "keycaps" and i don't know if they are technically emoji. but like, i figure if theyr'e in color they're emoji. that's my qualification.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  you can't make this shit up

                                                                                                  the hourglass is FWAIT

                                                                                                  a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

                                                                                                  Alt...a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  why am i doing this. i have other projects

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  because the world needs an emoji-based LLVM backend

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  all you really need, technically, is a small loader and emoji-encoder, then you just let Turing do all the work

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  jackpot: 😮 gives us

                                                                                                  cbw
                                                                                                  scasb

                                                                                                  that's incredibly useful. now we can increment a pointer.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  👁️ gives us

                                                                                                  xchg cx,ax
                                                                                                  sub di,8FB8h

                                                                                                  the xchg is just noise.
                                                                                                  the subtraction however is interesting. it's equivalent to adding 7048h.

                                                                                                  48h actually seems like a plausibly useful number

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  😪
                                                                                                  gives us stosb. Now we can increment DI and we can write to it. oh baby

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  🐸.

                                                                                                  🐸 is the goddamn key to this whole thing

                                                                                                  it's

                                                                                                  F0 9F 90 B8.

                                                                                                  the first three bytes are essentially a 3-byte nop, but it ends on B8.

                                                                                                  B8 IS MOV AX, IMMEDIATE.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i love u frog

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i want to print "HELLO"

                                                                                                  how do we calculate hello if we can only use +1 and +48

                                                                                                  you're never gonna believe me but guess what the hex ascii code for H is

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  we need a pointer into CGA video memory at segment B800.

                                                                                                  ☺️ gets us us B8EFh in DX. Good enough. It's about 3,824 bytes down the screen but we're using god damn emoji for assembly language here so i'm not too picky

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  ok how do we even initalize something to 0?

                                                                                                  8F F0 is an undocumented alias for POP AX.

                                                                                                  guess what DOS pushes to the stack for you when your COM program starts.

                                                                                                  that's right. a 0. now we have 0 in AX.

                                                                                                  a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program:

lahf
nop
mov ax,98E2h
mov dx,B8EFh
pop ax
lahf
cbw
xchg di,ax

                                                                                                  Alt...a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program: lahf nop mov ax,98E2h mov dx,B8EFh pop ax lahf cbw xchg di,ax

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i was worried that this was going to be too stupid to be plausible, or require something like 32KiB of brainfuck-level shenanigans, but i actually think this is going to work

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  demo coders who compete in size coding categories know a lot of clever tricks that take advantage of how DOS intializes a program's PSP.

                                                                                                  les bx,[bx]
                                                                                                  at the start of a DOS program gives you a usable pointer to VGA video memory.

                                                                                                  no really. how does this work? it ends up accessing a value in the PSP. DOS puts the value 0x9FFF there. used as a segment, that's only 16 bytes from the start of VGA memory.

                                                                                                  you can work around that.

                                                                                                  this is not related to emojissembly but i think its cool

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i would like to propose new demo party categories.

                                                                                                  512 byte demos? yawn.
                                                                                                  512 emoji demos? now we're talking

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  okay. to write HELLO somewhere on the screen we have an additional issue in that we have to account for attribute bytes, we can't just yeet out the string HELLO as much as i'd like to and we already know calling int 21h or int 10h is off the table because we trash AH every instruction.

                                                                                                  we can probably just increment di twice to skip the attributes. or if its easier to generate a visible attribute byte i don't really care what color the letters are

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  okay hear me out

                                                                                                  you know how LAHF is trashing AH constantly? how i figured that was annoying but ignorable?

                                                                                                  ... what if we fucked with the flags so that every time we executing LAHF it put a visible attribute byte in AH

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i mean it doesn't have to be an attribute byte. i was just assuming AH would be garbage but we actually do control the value. sort of.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  WE HAVE AN H

                                                                                                  the crap on the screen is CGA snow. it's happening because i end up looping over the whole thing and i'm not waiting for blanking periods to write to video memory. the CGA's DRAM is single-ported and this makes it upset

                                                                                                  a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program.  the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

                                                                                                  Alt...a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program. the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i usually like staging but DosBox-X's 8088 emulation is more accurate.

                                                                                                  why am i not using my own emulator? because it's a low level emulator and i have to reboot the entire machine when i hang the CPU. which i am doing. a lot.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  someday i'll have save states and that won't be a problem...

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  🐰 and 🐎 are now essential to this operation

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  oh, there's your problem right there. you forgot the horse opcode

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  ... i really need to work a cow into here somewhere, don't i

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  🐄 is TEST which is fairly useless but also probably pretty easy to make into an effective no-op. which is sort of lame, but hey.

                                                                                                  🐮 is SCASB though, that's got some promise, but i don't really need to read anything...

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  well, i can use it to increment di somewhere.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  okay, now i just have to cook.

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i think it's okay if i put crap on the screen other than HELLO as long as you can read HELLO

                                                                                                  i mean that technically counts right

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  i'm not a fancy computer scientist person, but i think it's a fair assessment at this point that emoji are, in fact, turing complete

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                                                                                                  [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                  @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                  The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

                                                                                                  You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

                                                                                                  It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

                                                                                                  cpu cputype=8086
                                                                                                  machine cga

                                                                                                  🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

                                                                                                  may god have mercy on my soul.

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                                                                                                  [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                  If you vote randomly, how many chances do you have to get the right answer?

                                                                                                  25%:3
                                                                                                  50%:1
                                                                                                  0%:2
                                                                                                  25% .:3

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                                                                                                  [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                  @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                  La « primaire à 15 euros » divise un peu plus le PS

                                                                                                  Le montant défini pour participer à la désignation du candidat social-démocrate génère de vives tensions au sein du parti à la rose. Les 15 euros envisagés sont jugés prohibitifs par le camp Faure qui accuse le camp Glucksmann de vouloir verrouiller le corps électoral à son avantage.

                                                                                                  Par Pauline Graulle › l.mediapart.fr/hwD

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                                                                                                  [?]🔻Adrien Sans Hache » 🌐
                                                                                                  @adriensanshache@piaille.fr

                                                                                                  @mediapart ils réinventent le suffrage censitaire

                                                                                                    [?]Sentio » 🌐
                                                                                                    @sentio@mastodon.social

                                                                                                    @mediapart Ploutocratie ? Démocratie censitaire ? Vénalité du suffrage ? Le P.S. n'a de socialiste que le nom. Il en a gardé l'étiquette, mais il a surtout hérité de la bourgeoisie ce qu'elle a de pire : le goût de l'argent et l'habitude de la trahison. Faire payer le droit de voter, c'est avouer ce que l'on est : un parti qui a troqué le peuple contre une clientèle.

                                                                                                      [?]Benoît Régent-Kloeckner » 🔓
                                                                                                      @BrKloeckner@piaille.fr

                                                                                                      @mediapart Ça rappelle l'histoire des APL, "5€ c'est rien".

                                                                                                        [?]Nendo » 🌐
                                                                                                        @nendo@mastodon.social

                                                                                                        @mediapart La démocratie s'achète...donc...

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                                                                                                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                          @mediapart@mediapart.social au rythme où ça va, on va se retrouver avec une primaire par candidat, c'est magnifique...

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                                                                                                            [?]Laurent Masson » 🌐
                                                                                                            @Lomasson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                            @heredos @mediapart ou une primaire après les élections 😏

                                                                                                              [?]Low Quality Facts » 🌐
                                                                                                              @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                                                                                                              I could never live there.

                                                                                                              Europe is the only continent that has no frogs.

                                                                                                              Alt...Europe is the only continent that has no frogs.

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                                                                                                              [?]Ozzelot [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                              @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                              @lowqualityfacts It's true. All our frogs are well-contained within portals to the frog dimension. None are ever actually here.

                                                                                                                [?]Amish Cyborg » 🌐
                                                                                                                @antivodonik@c.im

                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                Except some frogs...

                                                                                                                  [?]ScriptFanix 💑:this_is_fine: » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @ScriptFanix@maly.io

                                                                                                                  @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                  They did not survive The French

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                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                    we have to import them from asia now 😔

                                                                                                                      [?]tiny frights » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @tinyfrights@social.horrorhub.club

                                                                                                                      @lowqualityfacts Penguins could not survive without Antarctic frogs.

                                                                                                                        [?]Rebeca [she/her/ella] » 🔓
                                                                                                                        @rebe_gc@beach.city

                                                                                                                        @lowqualityfacts I was about to say "that's not true, London is famous for its frogs!" but then I realized it's fog. It's actually famous for fog.

                                                                                                                          [?]あき [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @BlueCaller@sakurajima.social

                                                                                                                          religion, mildly irreverent [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                          Yes, when I think of the Bible, I think of its famous cow problem.

                                                                                                                          A thumbnail for a youtube video.  It shows an illustration of a red cow standing atop a hill in an ancient city area that is all at once 1) in a valley, 2) on a grassy plain, and 3) at the foothills.  The cow has holy light shining down on it's head which is surrounded by a halo.

The title of the video reads "The Bible's Cow Problem is Worse Than You Think."

                                                                                                                          Alt...A thumbnail for a youtube video. It shows an illustration of a red cow standing atop a hill in an ancient city area that is all at once 1) in a valley, 2) on a grassy plain, and 3) at the foothills. The cow has holy light shining down on it's head which is surrounded by a halo. The title of the video reads "The Bible's Cow Problem is Worse Than You Think."

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                                                                                                                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                          @BlueCaller@sakurajima.social it actually wants to make you watch it. Just to know what it's all about

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                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                            got blocked by someone i never interacted with, but who seemed to have opinions similar to mine.
                                                                                                                            hm...
                                                                                                                            i guess they just can't handle my sillyness, can't blame them :neofox_googly_shocked:

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                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                              you can't spell snowoman without owo

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                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                              are you a mandarin chinese speaker?
                                                                                                                              or maybe you speak some cantonese chinese dialect.

                                                                                                                              now, get ready for microsoft chinese

                                                                                                                              Giant hard translator

                                                                                                                              Alt...Giant hard translator

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                                                                                                                              [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                              in Lyon, there is a small rock called the big pebble:
                                                                                                                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Caillou

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                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                              going shopping with family, buying gender innapropriate clothing, being confident enough they don't even notice.

                                                                                                                              "oh, you picked a nice color for once"
                                                                                                                              thanks muahahahaha (evil laughter)

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                                                                                                                              [?]Low Quality Facts » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                              Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Andrea Rivolta » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @andrearivolta@mastodon.uno

                                                                                                                              @lowqualityfacts I know right? having kitchen salt as the only problem in life...what a time it was 🥹

                                                                                                                                [?]Enema Cowboy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @Enema_Cowboy@dotnet.social

                                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts

                                                                                                                                A meme of text overlaying a photo of a male fiddler crab.  The text:

Too many bills to pay?
Not liking your current life?
Don't know what to do?

*Become a crab!*

- No sunburns
- No sand in swimsuit
- Regrow lost limbs
- Lots of legs
- Nver get fat
- No responsibilities

                                                                                                                                Alt...A meme of text overlaying a photo of a male fiddler crab. The text: Too many bills to pay? Not liking your current life? Don't know what to do? *Become a crab!* - No sunburns - No sand in swimsuit - Regrow lost limbs - Lots of legs - Nver get fat - No responsibilities

                                                                                                                                  [?]Fitz Bushnell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @fitzscott@tty0.social

                                                                                                                                  @lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."

                                                                                                                                    [?]Tor Iver Wilhelmsen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @toriver@mas.to

                                                                                                                                    @lowqualityfacts You know, that with sufficiently large doses, salt will kill your human form as well. Judge the quality of that fact as you wish.

                                                                                                                                      [?]zedaardv » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @zedaardv@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                      @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                                      did you check the fine print?
                                                                                                                                      what happens if you get 100,001 followers?

                                                                                                                                      Remember , the Devil is in the details!

                                                                                                                                        [?]Jens » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @ohyran@social.piewpiew.se

                                                                                                                                        @lowqualityfacts oh to be young, naive and slimy again...

                                                                                                                                          [?]Lethe [Any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @lethe@digitalcourage.social

                                                                                                                                          @lowqualityfacts can I have the devil's contact info

                                                                                                                                            [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                                                            Condamnation de Marine Le Pen : à gauche, des protestations sans traduction politique

                                                                                                                                            La condamnation de Marine Le Pen ouvre à la gauche un boulevard pour mettre les sujets de probité et d’éthique au cœur de la campagne présidentielle. Pour l’instant, le boulevard est dépeuplé et les réactions sommaires.

                                                                                                                                            Par @ilyesramdani et Sarah Benhaïda › l.mediapart.fr/RIN

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Laurent Masson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @Lomasson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                              @mediapart @ilyesramdani si on considère les politiques de la photo comme représentants de la gauche, on peut aisément comprendre qu'ils ont d'autres soucis en ce moment 😂, genre "la primaire !!"

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                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                @Lomasson@mastodon.social ça aurait pourtant pu être un moyen pour eux de se distinguer pour la primaire...

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  setting up an ai that reads my sms to tell me wether the message i just recieved from my dad is normal or about to destroy my mental health to the ground

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  i just saw a grown ass cis man explaining the joy of hugging an "ikea shark" and i think the world can still be beautiful.
                                                                                                                                                  hug your hajs everyone

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  me to friend:
                                                                                                                                                  - you'll never guess what's at the back of my underwear drawer
                                                                                                                                                  - contraceptives?
                                                                                                                                                  - ...
                                                                                                                                                  - ...
                                                                                                                                                  - honey candies
                                                                                                                                                  chat, am I ace?

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                  Meanwhile, on Twitter, full grown adults are complaining about Chiitan...

                                                                                                                                                  [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                                                                  Des images inédites révèlent l’état très dégradé de bidons radioactifs au fond de l’océan

                                                                                                                                                  Jetés à l’eau entre 1950 et 1990, des fûts de déchets radioactifs se trouvent dans un état avancé de décomposition, selon des images du CNRS. Des radionucléides typiques de l’activité des réacteurs nucléaires y ont été observés à des niveaux supérieurs à ceux attendus.

                                                                                                                                                  Par Jade Lindgaard › l.mediapart.fr/KJT

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Marion K ⏚ » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @marionkarle@framapiaf.org

                                                                                                                                                  @mediapart On aura vraiment tout pollué, même les grands fonds marins ! Qui a pu penser que c'était une bonne idée ? Et on continue de faire la même chose avec Stocamine, avec Bure/cigeo… Qand est-ce qu'on apprendra, collectivement, à arreter de tout détruire ? 😭

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart@mediapart.social je vais donc rajouter godzilla dans mon bingo des trucs qui arriveront avant 2050

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]Lutin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @LeLutin_SurLeMur@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                      @heredos @mediapart Tu veux dire : Godzillanémone de mer ? ;)

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                        @LeLutin_SurLeMur@mastodon.social ça va être très bizarre comme cryptide, j'imagine que ça rendrait boins bien à l'écran

                                                                                                                                                          [?]4dr1c3n » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                          @adricen@graphics.social

                                                                                                                                                          @mediapart Godzilla incoming!

                                                                                                                                                            [?]Celtillos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @celtillos@h4.io

                                                                                                                                                            @mediapart

                                                                                                                                                            Fukushima à retardement.

                                                                                                                                                              [?]TYB » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @TYB@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                              @mediapart Vive l'énergie "décarbonnée". Vous avez vu à quelle vitesse supraluminique, on est passé d'"énergie verte, renouvelable" à décarbonnée pour pouvoir innocenter et relancer le nucléaire (civil bien sûr, on ne parle jamais du militaire)

                                                                                                                                                                [?]Hibou Chachara » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @borisschapira@framapiaf.org

                                                                                                                                                                @mediapart Teenage Mutant Ninja Anémones

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]UnColmarien » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @UnColmarien@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                                  @mediapart aucune description

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                    roleplay ai app
                                                                                                                                                                    has transphobic community
                                                                                                                                                                    most popular characters are all futanari

                                                                                                                                                                    wtf, they don't know what they want...

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                    i'm actually about to start calling transphobic people porn addicts. maybe it'll get a reaction out of them

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Lizzie Crowdagger :neocat_floof_flag_trans: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                      @crowdagger@corneill.es

                                                                                                                                                                      Ça me rend folle que le débat après la canicule ce soit sur la clim et pas sur les bagnoles, les avions, les camions, la viande, les bateaux de croisière, ...

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                      @crowdagger@corneill.es
                                                                                                                                                                      recyclage du plastique ❌
                                                                                                                                                                      recyclage médiatique de sujets que la droite a elle-même détruits ✔️

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                        Saw three people had starred the Principia repository all in the span of 30 minutes or so, which caught my attention.

                                                                                                                                                                        I thought "there is no way the blog post reached Hacker News? it can't be... well, let's check anyway - WHOA"

                                                                                                                                                                        Screenshot of the top of the Hacker News front page with my blog post "Building Principia for Windows XP" on 3rd place

                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Screenshot of the top of the Hacker News front page with my blog post "Building Principia for Windows XP" on 3rd place

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                        And just like that it's up on 1st place. Well it's jumping around a bit. And the comments so far are positive!

                                                                                                                                                                        There is a big spike of traffic both to my blog as well as the Principia website, which I made good on me to link at the very top of the blog post in case it escapes my sphere of sorts. This is awesome!

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                        a game from my childhood apparently just got revived. It was the very first game I played on my own laptop, so, out of nostalgia, I made a level for it.

                                                                                                                                                                        go play it:
                                                                                                                                                                        https://magicats.io/l/1091

                                                                                                                                                                        (by the way, I hid a little something for you mario players out there)

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                        before the heatwave stops, let me just have this joke
                                                                                                                                                                        "Paris is burning"
                                                                                                                                                                        if you know, thank you.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]:neptune: Ada Freya [she/they/it] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @ada@zoner.work

                                                                                                                                                                        like shamefully, i was only 26 when i realized that the news is biased, and it was because of that BBC News article about trans people where they only interviewed TERFs

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                        @ada going to a trans rights protest and it was all kinda chill everyone just shouting 'trans rights' over and over, and towards the end it turned into a queer hangout; worst that happened was counter protesters called in a bomb threat around the area,

                                                                                                                                                                        and the news couldnt stop reporting about how much of a 'violent mob' it was, and how the poor transphobic speaker got assaulted; by uh *checks notes* ah well you see, her outfit messed up a bit because someone threw soup at her.. (honestly, kinda based)

                                                                                                                                                                        which they also kept trying to make into a bigger deal than it was, insisting it was somehow an acid attack or some shit, and being pedantic about ph levels,

                                                                                                                                                                        because clearly this food grade shit that people spill on themselves all the time with 0 issue is actually somehow super harmful and gonna cause lasting damage forever or some shit idfk.

                                                                                                                                                                        the bomb threat? no one talked about it, naturally

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]heredos » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                          meanwhile in france, facist reporters were "being held at gunpoint" (people started splashing them and their cameras with water guns in the middle of a heatwave)

                                                                                                                                                                          and yet, the "gunpoint" thing was never really debunked

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                            @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                            @heredos .. watergun point. ..

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                              @Li@tech.lgbt horrific political volence, antifa really are terrorists amirite?

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                @heredos yeah its a very .. "under the circumstances, ive been shockingly nice"

                                                                                                                                                                                like their putting us at actual gunpoint, threatening shit towards us trying to launder actually serious violence onto us through the state or otherwise just directly doing it and .. so on .. and then they just get splashed with water or something as a response .. ..

                                                                                                                                                                                and the 'you splashed them with water' is whats reported on, of course

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                  Still sitting in ~31°C heat in a poorly ventilated apartment, but trying to hopefully finish the blog post about building Principia for Windows XP sometime soon.

                                                                                                                                                                                  It's... already 2000 words, and I've got plenty left!

                                                                                                                                                                                  Top part of the blog post draft showing the cover image (The Windows XP splash screen blended into a screenshot of Principia) and title "Building Principia for Windows XP". Currently the blog post is 2070 words in length. A first paragraph is also visible:

> Back in the day when Principia originally released for Windows in 2014, the game would run on versions as far back as Windows XP. Given that Principia 1.4 was released while Windows XP still had mainstream support, this of course made sense at the time, and there was no real reason not to support it given that the tooling and dependencies at the time were still compatible with it.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...Top part of the blog post draft showing the cover image (The Windows XP splash screen blended into a screenshot of Principia) and title "Building Principia for Windows XP". Currently the blog post is 2070 words in length. A first paragraph is also visible: > Back in the day when Principia originally released for Windows in 2014, the game would run on versions as far back as Windows XP. Given that Principia 1.4 was released while Windows XP still had mainstream support, this of course made sense at the time, and there was no real reason not to support it given that the tooling and dependencies at the time were still compatible with it.

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                  @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io 31?
                                                                                                                                                                                  lucky you, i can't even use my computer because the fans are not enugh to cool the power input!

                                                                                                                                                                                  can't wait wait to read your article on my bhone though

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos oops... maybe I shalln't complain as much. I was under the impression that people down on the continent had housing that is better adapted to warmer weather, even though the heat is getting quite extreme.

                                                                                                                                                                                    up here the old housing is all built to be extremely insulated from cold and any ventilation, if any, is an afterthought installed decades later. turns out opening the windows doesn't do much when the outdoor temperature is higher than the indoor one.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                      @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io turns out, france's buildings are kind of built with the same intent. and it's been 17 years since people are asking for energy markers to reflect not just the heating, but also how much energy is required to cool down a building, if a cooler is even installed (which is not the case 99% of the time, even for new buildings), but our politicians are too busy making budget cuts to care.

                                                                                                                                                                                        heredos boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Uncle Duke » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com

                                                                                                                                                                                        "What's the lesson here, guys?"
                                                                                                                                                                                        "We don’t know.”
                                                                                                                                                                                        "C’mon, think about it."
                                                                                                                                                                                        "Don't be assholes?"
                                                                                                                                                                                        "Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
                                                                                                                                                                                        "To the guy with the thumbs?"
                                                                                                                                                                                        "To the guy with the thumbs."

                                                                                                                                                                                        Two cats look up at the camera. In front of each of them is a a bowl containing a sealed can of food.

                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Two cats look up at the camera. In front of each of them is a a bowl containing a sealed can of food.

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe soon this joke will be old, fingers crossed

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]:neptune: Ada Freya [she/they/it] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @ada@zoner.work

                                                                                                                                                                                          ai, job market [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                          Anthropic doesn't need junior engineers anymore thanks to AI and warns of an economic shock when other industries follow
                                                                                                                                                                                          at least they're no longer claiming it won't destroy jobs ig

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                          re: ai, job market [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                          @ada what do they do when no more senior engineers ...

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                            @ada@zoner.work "we do it, we'll give you the tools to do it too, but please don't"
                                                                                                                                                                                            my cs master is looking more and more like a joke right now

                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Sammy Arson Fox ( this space 4 rent ) [they/them/she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @theresnotime@fox.nexus

                                                                                                                                                                                              glad I'm not taking the tube anywhere this week :blobfox_explode:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Sammy Arson Fox ( this space 4 rent ) [they/them/she/her] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @theresnotime@fox.nexus

                                                                                                                                                                                                London pavements hit 57C

                                                                                                                                                                                                woa big asphalt city gets hot??

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                @theresnotime the floor is lava...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io it's litterally melting in paris in some places though.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                    subtly steering my dad towards using the right pronouns for his own friend...
                                                                                                                                                                                                    I can't believe he's so smug about being "accepting of everyone" and yet being an asshole misgendering people (i.e. "he (she?)") à la wikipedia.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    i have to get away from this guy

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                    "desisting" is more common amongst transphobes than it is trans people

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Li@tech.lgbt honestly, if we could get numbers on this, it would be such an awesome argument against transphobes

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @heredos if they can just bullshit numbers why cant we? (though i highly suspect this is true)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @Li@tech.lgbt i highly suspect this is true as well.
                                                                                                                                                                                                        but it would be waaaaay funnier if it's not a bullshit number

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @heredos dont have a source sadly

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @Li@tech.lgbt i'll have to ask a researcher on this if i evr meet one

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