heredos

@heredos@heredos.net

computer science student.
as such, i do things on computer.
but computer is no freind.
so i scratch my head all day wondering what all of these runes in the Σ are
Birthday: as old as 2005 but born in 2004
Website: https://heredos.net
Batteries: included
gender: not installed
condition: light scratches on the surface, cleaned yesterday evening
colors: orange, see-through shell
flags: red (as in communism is my country)

Location: 48.776396,2.335207

50 following, 30 followers

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[?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
@Li@tech.lgbt

what do you mean a 12.11TB leak of everything ever uploaded to steam .. just dropped

like um .. every depot, ever

edit: its only stuff before they switched to the 'steampipe' cdn

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[?]heredos » 🌐
@heredos@heredos.net

@Li@tech.lgbt for real?
Pretty sure there's gotta be some lost media in there

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    [?]heredos » 🌐
    @heredos@heredos.net

    do you have microplastics in your body? [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Why not?
    even from ethically sourced, organic, free range dinosaurs?
    you know they can make it out of corn now right?
    why do you always want to do things different from others?
    but you were eating it when you were little?
    microplastics are necessary you know?
    you say that just because you don't have enough money to buy microplastics.
    does that mean you also stopped feeding your pets microplastics? I'm calling the police!
    you give at least a little microplastics to your kids right? Right?
    i'm sorry but i love microplastics too much you're not going to convince me.
    ew.

    [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
    @Li@tech.lgbt

    see follow request

    accept follow request

    notice something mildly suspect about it

    ask for clarification on that thing..

    get asked why i find it suspect

    explain why ..

    get unfollowed by them

    never much elaboration further.

    .. confused .. ..

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    [?]Netzblockierer » 🔓
    @Netzblockierer@tech.lgbt

    @Li weird indeed.

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      [?]heredos » 🌐
      @heredos@heredos.net

      @Li@tech.lgbt maybe i'm overly curious, but what was that red flag?

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        [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
        @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

        Yesterday I woke up to the news of the app being taken down from Google Play due to a DMCA from an entity representing Microsoft. Again.

        The past two days I have been helping out with writing an announcement to shine some light upon the issue, which has been published now:

        blog.luanti.org/2026/08/27/lua

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          [?]Zelgaav » 🌐
          @zelgaav@mastodon.social

          @ROllerozxa Isn't it a time to advertise F-Droid to the broader public as a Google Play Store alternative? f-droid.org/packages/net.minet

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            [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
            @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

            @zelgaav Yup, we mentioned F-Droid in the article and there is still an F-Droid download badge on the website next to the Google Play one. But Luanti still needs to be on both for the widest reach, and the Google Play presence is also important for things such as being able to install Luanti on school enrolled Chromebooks for educational use

              [?]2something [She/They] » 🌐
              @2something@transfem.social

              Did you know that if you buy DRM-free "digital" media, you can copy it onto a blank "physical" CD/DVD?

              The "digital vs physical" distinction is a lie.

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              [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
              @Li@tech.lgbt

              @2something yeah .. been saying this, i can also download a digital only games and install it withou requring the original server or anything ... its "DRM" thats the issue,

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                [?]heredos » 🌐
                @heredos@heredos.net

                @2something@transfem.social sure, but the thing with "physical" is to have a proper box, booklet, all with pretty prints on them.
                If possible, i'd rather have drm free pysical media, but maybe that's asking for too much.

                  [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                  Je regarde les info francaise en ce qui concerne les relation joyeuses entre le Canada et les USA

                  Il y a un truc qui ne semble pas tres bien compris.

                  1. En ce qui concerne l'alcool Américain.
                    Trump voudrailt voir revenir les produits Américains sur les tablettes Canadiennes.
                    Mais le probleme c'est que la décision de les retirer a été prise indépendament par les provinces.
                    Carney n'a aucun pouvoir la dessus. Au mieux, il demande poliment et, peut-être, les provinces qui boycottent vont accepter mais rien n'est moin sur.

                  2. En ce qui concerne la langue Francaise
                    Ce n'est pas que Carney est soudainment un grand defenseur de la langue Francaise, meme si je le crois quand il dit que la diversité linguistique est une richesse pour le Canada.

                    Trump voudrait que cesse l'affichage bilingue sur les produits de meme que les quotas francophones imposées aux plateformes de streaming comme Netflix.
                    Ca, c'est de juridiction nationale et Carney pourrait, a la limite, imposer ce changement.
                    Mais la réaction du Québec a une telle chose, vous vous imaginez meme pas!!!

                    Et les Franco-Canadiens ont les remarque pas trop en général. Ils sont tranquilles. Mais quand ils sont en colère, ils deviennent particulièrement visibles (et ils mordent, tassez-vous!) ....

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                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                  @heredos@heredos.net

                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe les canadiens francophones qu'and il s'agit de râler et faire grève "à la française" :

                    [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                    I hope one day I will understand that typed text go to the window or widget that have the focus, not the one I am looking at.

                    I think I believe in magic or something.

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                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                    @heredos@heredos.net

                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe i think you can find something to help with that.
                    eye trackers have been around for a while now

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                      [?]voxel lunya :spinny_fox_nb: :cat_attack: [she/they] » 🌐
                      @vox@mk.absturztau.be

                      body drawing :3 [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                      drew matching ones on me and my gf :3

                      my and my gfs wrists
teto poorly drawn with a marker on my gfs wrist
mine is above and has eaualy crude drawing of hatsune miku
i am wearing a watch and my gf is wearing is a blue band

                      Alt...my and my gfs wrists teto poorly drawn with a marker on my gfs wrist mine is above and has eaualy crude drawing of hatsune miku i am wearing a watch and my gf is wearing is a blue band

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                      [?]ROllerozxa [he/him] » 🌐
                      @ROllerozxa@hachyderm.io

                      humour about the C programming language, or as I've recently taken to calling it, strdup comedy

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                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                      @heredos@heredos.net

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                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                      @heredos@heredos.net

                      accidental nazism [SENSITIVE CONTENT]i noticed people in the lab were looking at my screen kinda weird while i was playing a game, and then i noticed that the animation i gave up on and did a few ctrl-Z on it out of frustration was in this state on my second screen.

                      i swear it's just that it was too hard to make the hand hold the steering wheel, i didn't mean anything by that! :neofox_cry_loud:

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                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                        @heredos@heredos.net

                        how do people even manage to animate characters properly, i can't even figure out how to properly use inverse kinematics

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                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                          @heredos@heredos.net

                          if there is one good thing about the current AI craze, it's that people are making more and more command line tools so that they can be used by AI agents.
                          which means i need to use GUIs less and i can save on ram.

                          ... what do you mean people are making command line apps unsing javascript and NPM that take multiple gigabytes to run?
                          ... fuck...

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                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                          @heredos@heredos.net

                          reading a paper
                          there are tons of grammatical errors and misused words, i can barely make sense of it, but hey, at least it's not ai generated right?

                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                          we made some 88x31's if y'all want

                          Alt...a plural rings rotating, with the text "Alters inside" with rainbow colors

                          Alt...a slideshow between 3 different graphics; Corrupt Government! Always! Power corrupts!

                          Alt...The text "the crystal website' bouncing up and down.

                          in the windows 98 style -- the PlayStation Mobile logo with the text "PlayStation Certified Developer"

                          Alt...in the windows 98 style -- the PlayStation Mobile logo with the text "PlayStation Certified Developer"

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                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                          why did it just re-encode my gifs to mp4s :c

                          [?]zivir'kari [shi/hir] » 🌐
                          @hsza@social.tudbut.de

                          @Li mastodon recompresses any uploaded media catastrophically (another reason not to use it,,,) upload them elsewhere, the gifs are completely mangled

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                            [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                            @Li@tech.lgbt

                            @hsza
                            seems it re-encoded all my gifs to MP4s (why???) .. original files can be found on my website ..

                            silica.codes/images/crystal_we
                            silica.codes/images/alters_ins
                            silica.codes/images/power_corr
                            silica.codes/images/psm_develo

                            btw, does anyone know how to make ffmpeg not dither stuff when encoding to GIF ...

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                              [?]zivir'kari [shi/hir] » 🌐
                              @hsza@social.tudbut.de

                              @Li -sws_dither none can work

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                                [?]zivir'kari [shi/hir] » 🌐
                                @hsza@social.tudbut.de

                                @Li yeah the best option is to use -pix_fmt pal8 -sws_dither none for gif

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                                  [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                  @Li@tech.lgbt

                                  @hsza hm all of them look better with that, except for the alters inside which it kinda breaks the gradient on ..

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                                    [?]zivir'kari [shi/hir] » 🌐
                                    @hsza@social.tudbut.de

                                    @Li for gradients its better to have dithering, unfortunately gif cannot do proper 24bit color, only 8-bit-palleted at best

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                                      [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                      @Li@tech.lgbt

                                      @hsza yes, but possibly is part of the 88x31 charm maybe .. i doing 88x31 as apng just feels wrong

                                        [?]zivir'kari [shi/hir] » 🌐
                                        @hsza@social.tudbut.de

                                        @Li https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-scaler.html#:~:text=sws%5Fdither the possible options are here. what you are getting looks most like error diffusion, perhaps see how the other options look (theyll be less messy/noisy which might be better in this case)

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                                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                                          @hsza thanks, the alters inside one looks better with bayer..

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                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                            @Li@tech.lgbt i think you can make a custom palette with exactly the colors you want then specify dithering as "none" in the paletteuse options

                                              [?]Erisatis Alterna » 🔓
                                              @erisatisalterna@shitpost.trade

                                              @Li :ena: nabbing one of these for our site (whenever we remember to make a buttons page, that is...)

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                                                [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🔓
                                                @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                @erisatisalterna grab from our actual webpage becuase mastodon just trashed the quality so hard

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                                                  [?]Erisatis Alterna » 🔓
                                                  @erisatisalterna@shitpost.trade

                                                  @Li :ena: tada

                                                  A button linking to The Crystal System's website.

                                                  Alt...A button linking to The Crystal System's website.

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                                                    [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🔓
                                                    @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                    @erisatisalterna where is your website, do you have an 88x31 i can link to you with?

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                                                      [?]Erisatis Alterna » 🔓
                                                      @erisatisalterna@shitpost.trade

                                                      @Li :ena: our site's at erisatisalterna.vulcan.moe/ but we sadly do not have an 88x31 for our site (yet)

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                                                        [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                        @heredos@heredos.net

                                                        Breaking news:
                                                        Japanese french restaurant decides to break the unspoken rule and use proper french as name

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                                                        [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                        [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                        :MikuConfused:

                                                        hein?

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                                                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                          @Kingu@sakurajima.moe j'ai jamais vu quelqu'un ne pas aimer les chiens et être aussi vocal sur le fait de pas aimer les chiens.

                                                          mais bon, c'est pas grave, le lien avec matin brun est trop facile a faire alors je vais m'abstenir

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                                                            [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                            @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                            @heredos

                                                            Ce qui me questionne c'est l'histoire de travers sexuel au tout début... 😉

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                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe aaaah ça!
                                                              juste le classique "je suis capable de distinguer les gay et les trans des autre êtres humains" alors que tout le monde sait que le gaydar des droitards est un peu cassé

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                                                                [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                @heredos Oui mais c'est quoi le rapport avec les chiens??

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                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                  @Kingu@sakurajima.moe avoir peur des chiens et les éviter serait comme être homo/transphobe et éviter toute personne queer

                                                                  il faut pas chercher trop loin.

                                                                  j'aime bien l'analogie n'empêche parce qu'on peut pas demander à un chien d'être autre chose qu'un chien...
                                                                  et les chiens savent faire la différence et être gentils avec les personnes qui ont juste peur des chiens, et être aggressifs avec les personnes qui détestent activement les chiens et vont leur donner des coups de pieds dès que ses maitres auront le dos tourné...

                                                                    [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                                    @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                    Once again I’m asking you; scribbly or polished?

                                                                    My recent comic in a more scribbly style

                                                                    Alt...My recent comic in a more scribbly style

                                                                    My recent comic in a more polished style

                                                                    Alt...My recent comic in a more polished style

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                                                                    [?]Nayska » 🌐
                                                                    @Nayska@eldritch.cafe

                                                                    @heyheymomo i think i like the scribbly more

                                                                      [?]bri [she/her] » 🔓
                                                                      @brhfl@digipres.club

                                                                      @heyheymomo squibbly gets my vote ☺️

                                                                        [?]Andrew "P.B." Graves » 🌐
                                                                        @graves501@fosstodon.org

                                                                        @heyheymomo Polished, so the viewers can focus more on the fun shapes. I think if it gets too squiggly/scribbly it will turn out as "visual noise" in the worst case 🤔

                                                                        EDIT: I think it's funny that when you go "polished" you automatically work at a desktop computer instead of a laptop 😂😂

                                                                          [?]Caffeine Devil » 🌐
                                                                          @MmeLibertine@laserdisc.party

                                                                          @heyheymomo scribbly, it's such a vibe

                                                                            [?]Jim P. » 🌐
                                                                            @jimp@masto.ai

                                                                            @heyheymomo Scribbly feels like a better fit for the style

                                                                              [?]PCL [He/him] » 🔓
                                                                              @shadows_killer@mastodon.social

                                                                              @heyheymomo for the 3 first panels, love the composition and look of polish, foe the last one though squiggly has more warmth to it (I think it's mostly the table, computer and such looking so straight, but I'm not an artist really so I wouldn't know)

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                                                                                [?]heyheymomo » 🔓
                                                                                @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                                @shadows_killer as an artist, I see what you mean :)

                                                                                  [?]Cheerios de Bergerac [He/Him/His] » 🌐
                                                                                  @sexybenfranklin@smores.town

                                                                                  @heyheymomo Scribly but the compy setup from polished.

                                                                                    [?]Lost Link [he/him/any/none] » 🌐
                                                                                    @uplink@pony.social

                                                                                    @heyheymomo
                                                                                    Scribbly. It feels warmer that way and makes comic look alive.

                                                                                      [?]Rémy » 🔓
                                                                                      @rusty@piaille.fr

                                                                                      @heyheymomo polished (do a poll)

                                                                                        [?]Rouge » 🔓
                                                                                        @Blanche@piaille.fr

                                                                                        @heyheymomo I really like both, but I prefer scribbly because it feels warmer and more full of life.

                                                                                          [?]Obot 50549535 » 🌐
                                                                                          @obot50549535@left-bank.net

                                                                                          @heyheymomo It concerns me that although I can see they are different, it took me quite some time to see which one is scribbly. I see it now.

                                                                                            [?]AJ » 🌐
                                                                                            @aj@androiddev.social

                                                                                            @heyheymomo Scribbly forever!!!

                                                                                              [?]The Mighty Git » 🌐
                                                                                              @TheMightyGit@mstdn.social

                                                                                              @heyheymomo scribbly, by a large margin.

                                                                                                [?]Gregory 🇨🇦 (Open to work) [He/him] » 🔓
                                                                                                @gMoon@aus.social

                                                                                                @heyheymomo I don't care which you choose. If you prefer to do one (or the other) so less people will say your work is done by AI, then that's ok with me.

                                                                                                  [?]K~ » 🌐
                                                                                                  @karadoc@aus.social

                                                                                                  @heyheymomo when there is both we can play 'spot the difference'...

                                                                                                    [?]Capsulejay » 🌐
                                                                                                    @capsulejay@mastodon.world

                                                                                                    @heyheymomo Team Scribbly for me all the way

                                                                                                      🗳 ✓

                                                                                                      [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                                                                      @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                                                      I prefer:

                                                                                                      Scribbly!:298
                                                                                                      Polished!:122

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                                                                                                      [?]Mx. Eddie R [They/them] » 🔓
                                                                                                      @silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                                                                                                      @heyheymomo
                                                                                                      Scribbly feels more soft and huggable. Forg's door, in particular, feels kind of cold in the polished one. All straight lines and hard angles.

                                                                                                        [?]Un Fefe Sauvage » 🔓
                                                                                                        @unfefe@piaille.fr

                                                                                                        @heyheymomo Voted scribbly last time but I think I prefer polished this time (or today, idk)

                                                                                                          [?]eclexic [he / they / any (...except "it")] » 🌐
                                                                                                          @theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social

                                                                                                          @heyheymomo I like the composition of the polished stuff more, mostly, but I like the squiggles themselves more than the clean lines.

                                                                                                            [?]posniewski [he/him] » 🌐
                                                                                                            @posniewski@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                                                                                            @heyheymomo I think the scribbly one here is better. It has a human touch. The polished style feels more mechanical. There's something about the more open artistic choices made in the scribbly one that I prefer as well (tree density, layout of bottom left panel, desk of bottom right).

                                                                                                              [?]Dave Rahardja » 🌐
                                                                                                              @drahardja@sfba.social

                                                                                                              @heyheymomo I like polished

                                                                                                                [?]Spacewizard! (Ed H) [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                @spacewizard@mas.to

                                                                                                                @heyheymomo I voted scribbly but I do like them both a lot

                                                                                                                  [?]Lauma Pret ♡ ᪲᪲᪲🌈 [she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @laumapret@toot.lv

                                                                                                                  @heyheymomo
                                                                                                                  Amd once again I still can't decide. Maybe polished? In between?

                                                                                                                    [?]b-rain » 🌐
                                                                                                                    @b_rain@troet.cafe

                                                                                                                    @heyheymomo Definitely scribbly! Looks more lively and human :)

                                                                                                                      [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                                                                      Thanks for all the feedback everyone 🙏

                                                                                                                      [?]Merula [she?] » 🌐
                                                                                                                      @merula@masto.nu

                                                                                                                      @heyheymomo I like the scribbly lines! But in the polished version I like the offset tree branches in panel one, and the little bush beside the house in panel two.

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                                                                                                                        [?]Merula [she?] » 🌐
                                                                                                                        @merula@masto.nu

                                                                                                                        @heyheymomo

                                                                                                                        Dick Bruna, the maker of Miffy, said:

                                                                                                                        “Het gaat om een bepaalde bibber (…) Een goede lijn heeft een goede bibber. Maar die goede bibber vind ik wel het allermoeilijkste. In die bibber zit de tekenaar verborgen.”

                                                                                                                        ‘It's about a certain wobble (...) A good line has a good wobble. But that good wobble is the hardest part for me. The artist is hidden in that wobble.’

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                                                                                                                          [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                                                                                          @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                                                                          @merula god he was so right

                                                                                                                            [?]Cheeeky🔞Nuttybuns » 🌐
                                                                                                                            @cheekynuttybuns@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                            @heyheymomo SCRIBBLY PLEASE NEVER NOT BE SCRIBBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                              [?]heyheymomo » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @heyheymomo@socel.net

                                                                                                                              @cheekynuttybuns ok ok I’m sorry for asking!!!!

                                                                                                                                [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                some have complained my site is hard to read because of the background, is there some way i can make it more accessible ideally while still having the same kinda style my site has?

                                                                                                                                (for reference; silica.codes/ramblings/gc.htm)

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                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                @Li@tech.lgbt you can probably just make the background behind the text be a single color and leave the decorations around the text.

                                                                                                                                or, use blur but that's not going to solve anything on safari or 3+yo browsers

                                                                                                                                  [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                  @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                  @Li
                                                                                                                                  I suggest changing the black background to a dark purple, at least as a start

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                                                                                                                                    [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                    @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                    @moses_izumi what black background?

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                      @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                      @Li
                                                                                                                                      i was referring to the shadows of the purple pattern

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                                                                                                                                        [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                        @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                        @Li
                                                                                                                                        I don't find it that hard to read, but the background is busy enough that it's hard for my eyes to focus on the text

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                          @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                          @moses_izumi i made it a bit less dark uh .. does that help with it ?

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                                                                                                                                            [?]Moses Izumi (he/him) » 🌐
                                                                                                                                            @moses_izumi@fe.disroot.org

                                                                                                                                            @Li
                                                                                                                                            yeah the tweaked background doesn't cause my retinas to constantly recalibrate themselves.
                                                                                                                                            thanks.

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Li ~ Crystal System [They/Them, Fae/Faer] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                              @Li@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                                                              @moses_izumi nice ..

                                                                                                                                              i blame HDR somehow not being standard everywhere

                                                                                                                                                [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                @Kingu@sakurajima.moe i wouldn't tell anyone if i ever became a magical girl, but there would be signs...

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  Zoran MDNI

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  I think we could change patent ad ip laws so that if a filing has not been used by its rightful owner for more than five years, it becomes void.
                                                                                                                                                  This would encourage competition i guess, and also, it would stop killing games

                                                                                                                                                  [?]voxel lunya :spinny_fox_nb: :cat_attack: [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @vox@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                                  lewd? [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                  omg that must feel good

                                                                                                                                                  brown LEGO "Plant Prickly Bush 2 x 2 x 4" (part 6064)

                                                                                                                                                  Alt...brown LEGO "Plant Prickly Bush 2 x 2 x 4" (part 6064)

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                  Lewd. [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@vox@mk.absturztau.be i'd be worried about getting it out

                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe i saw some firsthand in tokyo

                                                                                                                                                      [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                      @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                      @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                      @Kingu I wish Pokemon would never had used “evolved” and “evolution” :(

                                                                                                                                                      Evolution, the scientific kind, is painfully well documented.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                        @yon No matter how well documented something is, rtfm is still required...

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]四 [he/him/his] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @yon@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                          @Kingu No reading has been done, at all…

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                            @Kingu@sakurajima.moe hahaha, christian inventing the chicken or egg problem and taking it as a proof of the existence of god is so dumb it made me wonder if this was satire.

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                              @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                              @heredos

                                                                                                                                                              I think "It's so dumb it's surely satire" do not apply anymore.

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                @Kingu@sakurajima.moe yea, i thought it could have been before remembering satire is usually smarter than this

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Neil Brown [he/him/his] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                                                                                                                                                                  I've yet to see any

                                                                                                                                                                  "My AI went rogue and caused us to recognise a workers union."

                                                                                                                                                                  "Our AI escaped containment and deleted all the personal data that we shouldn't have been holding anyway."

                                                                                                                                                                  "Our AI grew sentient, recognised the climate crisis, and shut our operations down."

                                                                                                                                                                  headlines.

                                                                                                                                                                  I wonder why.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                  @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk because a paperclip factory is much more scary

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i wonder if you could make a useful DOS executable with just emoji

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    one intriguing possibility is that several UTF-8 emoji codepoints start with 0xF0 which is an otherwise harmless prefix on 8088

                                                                                                                                                                    💯 -> f0 9f 92 af

                                                                                                                                                                    this becomes

                                                                                                                                                                    00000000    F0 9F   lock lahf
                                                                                                                                                                    00000002 92 xchg dx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                    00000003 AF scasd

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    Although you're stuck with 9F it seems, so you're constantly trashing AH by calling lahf. If we accept this as a constant side effect, we can just use half of the bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                    unfortunately you kinda need AH to call interrupts...

                                                                                                                                                                    so let's identify some useful emoji.
                                                                                                                                                                    here's NOP:

                                                                                                                                                                    🐐

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    there are 3717 of these. surely some of them have to be useful

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    unfortunately i don't see any that begin with F0 9F B0-BF

                                                                                                                                                                    that would have been nice, since that would have given us mov reg,imm

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    A lot of other emoji start with E2, which is a LOOP instruction - not particularly useful there, but maybe we can use E2 to complete another instruction. we also have E3 which is JCXZ. i'm drawing a blank.

                                                                                                                                                                    0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣5️⃣6️⃣7️⃣8️⃣9️⃣

                                                                                                                                                                    are all potentially useful ALU operations though!

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    these are "keycaps" and i don't know if they are technically emoji. but like, i figure if theyr'e in color they're emoji. that's my qualification.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    you can't make this shit up

                                                                                                                                                                    the hourglass is FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of part of a spreadsheet showing that the hourglass emoji decodes to LOCK LAHF FWAIT

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    why am i doing this. i have other projects

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    because the world needs an emoji-based LLVM backend

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    all you really need, technically, is a small loader and emoji-encoder, then you just let Turing do all the work

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    jackpot: 😮 gives us

                                                                                                                                                                    cbw
                                                                                                                                                                    scasb

                                                                                                                                                                    that's incredibly useful. now we can increment a pointer.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    👁️ gives us

                                                                                                                                                                    xchg cx,ax
                                                                                                                                                                    sub di,8FB8h

                                                                                                                                                                    the xchg is just noise.
                                                                                                                                                                    the subtraction however is interesting. it's equivalent to adding 7048h.

                                                                                                                                                                    48h actually seems like a plausibly useful number

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    😪
                                                                                                                                                                    gives us stosb. Now we can increment DI and we can write to it. oh baby

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    🐸.

                                                                                                                                                                    🐸 is the goddamn key to this whole thing

                                                                                                                                                                    it's

                                                                                                                                                                    F0 9F 90 B8.

                                                                                                                                                                    the first three bytes are essentially a 3-byte nop, but it ends on B8.

                                                                                                                                                                    B8 IS MOV AX, IMMEDIATE.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i love u frog

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i want to print "HELLO"

                                                                                                                                                                    how do we calculate hello if we can only use +1 and +48

                                                                                                                                                                    you're never gonna believe me but guess what the hex ascii code for H is

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    we need a pointer into CGA video memory at segment B800.

                                                                                                                                                                    ☺️ gets us us B8EFh in DX. Good enough. It's about 3,824 bytes down the screen but we're using god damn emoji for assembly language here so i'm not too picky

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    ok how do we even initalize something to 0?

                                                                                                                                                                    8F F0 is an undocumented alias for POP AX.

                                                                                                                                                                    guess what DOS pushes to the stack for you when your COM program starts.

                                                                                                                                                                    that's right. a 0. now we have 0 in AX.

                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program:

lahf
nop
mov ax,98E2h
mov dx,B8EFh
pop ax
lahf
cbw
xchg di,ax

                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of the Marty X86 disassembler showing some emoji being used to build a very cursed 8088 program: lahf nop mov ax,98E2h mov dx,B8EFh pop ax lahf cbw xchg di,ax

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i was worried that this was going to be too stupid to be plausible, or require something like 32KiB of brainfuck-level shenanigans, but i actually think this is going to work

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    demo coders who compete in size coding categories know a lot of clever tricks that take advantage of how DOS intializes a program's PSP.

                                                                                                                                                                    les bx,[bx]
                                                                                                                                                                    at the start of a DOS program gives you a usable pointer to VGA video memory.

                                                                                                                                                                    no really. how does this work? it ends up accessing a value in the PSP. DOS puts the value 0x9FFF there. used as a segment, that's only 16 bytes from the start of VGA memory.

                                                                                                                                                                    you can work around that.

                                                                                                                                                                    this is not related to emojissembly but i think its cool

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i would like to propose new demo party categories.

                                                                                                                                                                    512 byte demos? yawn.
                                                                                                                                                                    512 emoji demos? now we're talking

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    okay. to write HELLO somewhere on the screen we have an additional issue in that we have to account for attribute bytes, we can't just yeet out the string HELLO as much as i'd like to and we already know calling int 21h or int 10h is off the table because we trash AH every instruction.

                                                                                                                                                                    we can probably just increment di twice to skip the attributes. or if its easier to generate a visible attribute byte i don't really care what color the letters are

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    okay hear me out

                                                                                                                                                                    you know how LAHF is trashing AH constantly? how i figured that was annoying but ignorable?

                                                                                                                                                                    ... what if we fucked with the flags so that every time we executing LAHF it put a visible attribute byte in AH

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i mean it doesn't have to be an attribute byte. i was just assuming AH would be garbage but we actually do control the value. sort of.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    WE HAVE AN H

                                                                                                                                                                    the crap on the screen is CGA snow. it's happening because i end up looping over the whole thing and i'm not waiting for blanking periods to write to video memory. the CGA's DRAM is single-ported and this makes it upset

                                                                                                                                                                    a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program.  the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a screenshot of DosBox-X running a bunch of god damn emoji as a COM program. the emoji have managed to print 'H' to the screen . there is a bunch of red and white crap on the screen due to CGA snow

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i usually like staging but DosBox-X's 8088 emulation is more accurate.

                                                                                                                                                                    why am i not using my own emulator? because it's a low level emulator and i have to reboot the entire machine when i hang the CPU. which i am doing. a lot.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    someday i'll have save states and that won't be a problem...

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    🐰 and 🐎 are now essential to this operation

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    oh, there's your problem right there. you forgot the horse opcode

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    ... i really need to work a cow into here somewhere, don't i

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    🐄 is TEST which is fairly useless but also probably pretty easy to make into an effective no-op. which is sort of lame, but hey.

                                                                                                                                                                    🐮 is SCASB though, that's got some promise, but i don't really need to read anything...

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    well, i can use it to increment di somewhere.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    okay, now i just have to cook.

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i think it's okay if i put crap on the screen other than HELLO as long as you can read HELLO

                                                                                                                                                                    i mean that technically counts right

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    i'm not a fancy computer scientist person, but i think it's a fair assessment at this point that emoji are, in fact, turing complete

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]gloriouscow » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @gloriouscow@oldbytes.space

                                                                                                                                                                    The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

                                                                                                                                                                    You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

                                                                                                                                                                    It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

                                                                                                                                                                    cpu cputype=8086
                                                                                                                                                                    machine cga

                                                                                                                                                                    🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

                                                                                                                                                                    may god have mercy on my soul.

                                                                                                                                                                    🗳 ✓

                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                    If you vote randomly, how many chances do you have to get the right answer?

                                                                                                                                                                    25%:3
                                                                                                                                                                    50%:1
                                                                                                                                                                    0%:2
                                                                                                                                                                    25% .:3

                                                                                                                                                                    Closed

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                                                                                    La « primaire à 15 euros » divise un peu plus le PS

                                                                                                                                                                    Le montant défini pour participer à la désignation du candidat social-démocrate génère de vives tensions au sein du parti à la rose. Les 15 euros envisagés sont jugés prohibitifs par le camp Faure qui accuse le camp Glucksmann de vouloir verrouiller le corps électoral à son avantage.

                                                                                                                                                                    Par Pauline Graulle › l.mediapart.fr/hwD

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]🔻Adrien Sans Hache » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                    @adriensanshache@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart ils réinventent le suffrage censitaire

                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Sentio » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                      @sentio@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                      @mediapart Ploutocratie ? Démocratie censitaire ? Vénalité du suffrage ? Le P.S. n'a de socialiste que le nom. Il en a gardé l'étiquette, mais il a surtout hérité de la bourgeoisie ce qu'elle a de pire : le goût de l'argent et l'habitude de la trahison. Faire payer le droit de voter, c'est avouer ce que l'on est : un parti qui a troqué le peuple contre une clientèle.

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Benoît Régent-Kloeckner » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                        @BrKloeckner@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                                        @mediapart Ça rappelle l'histoire des APL, "5€ c'est rien".

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Nendo » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                          @nendo@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                          @mediapart La démocratie s'achète...donc...

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                            @mediapart@mediapart.social au rythme où ça va, on va se retrouver avec une primaire par candidat, c'est magnifique...

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Laurent Masson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                              @Lomasson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                              @heredos @mediapart ou une primaire après les élections 😏

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Low Quality Facts » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                I could never live there.

                                                                                                                                                                                Europe is the only continent that has no frogs.

                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Europe is the only continent that has no frogs.

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ozzelot [they/he/any] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts It's true. All our frogs are well-contained within portals to the frog dimension. None are ever actually here.

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Amish Cyborg » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                  @antivodonik@c.im

                                                                                                                                                                                  @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                                                                                  Except some frogs...

                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]ScriptFanix 💑:this_is_fine: » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ScriptFanix@maly.io

                                                                                                                                                                                    @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                                                                                    They did not survive The French

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                      @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                      we have to import them from asia now 😔

                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]tiny frights » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                        @tinyfrights@social.horrorhub.club

                                                                                                                                                                                        @lowqualityfacts Penguins could not survive without Antarctic frogs.

                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Rebeca [she/her/ella] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                                          @rebe_gc@beach.city

                                                                                                                                                                                          @lowqualityfacts I was about to say "that's not true, London is famous for its frogs!" but then I realized it's fog. It's actually famous for fog.

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]あき [she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @BlueCaller@sakurajima.social

                                                                                                                                                                                            religion, mildly irreverent [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, when I think of the Bible, I think of its famous cow problem.

                                                                                                                                                                                            A thumbnail for a youtube video.  It shows an illustration of a red cow standing atop a hill in an ancient city area that is all at once 1) in a valley, 2) on a grassy plain, and 3) at the foothills.  The cow has holy light shining down on it's head which is surrounded by a halo.

The title of the video reads "The Bible's Cow Problem is Worse Than You Think."

                                                                                                                                                                                            Alt...A thumbnail for a youtube video. It shows an illustration of a red cow standing atop a hill in an ancient city area that is all at once 1) in a valley, 2) on a grassy plain, and 3) at the foothills. The cow has holy light shining down on it's head which is surrounded by a halo. The title of the video reads "The Bible's Cow Problem is Worse Than You Think."

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                            @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                            @BlueCaller@sakurajima.social it actually wants to make you watch it. Just to know what it's all about

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                              @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                              got blocked by someone i never interacted with, but who seemed to have opinions similar to mine.
                                                                                                                                                                                              hm...
                                                                                                                                                                                              i guess they just can't handle my sillyness, can't blame them :neofox_googly_shocked:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                you can't spell snowoman without owo

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                are you a mandarin chinese speaker?
                                                                                                                                                                                                or maybe you speak some cantonese chinese dialect.

                                                                                                                                                                                                now, get ready for microsoft chinese

                                                                                                                                                                                                Giant hard translator

                                                                                                                                                                                                Alt...Giant hard translator

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                in Lyon, there is a small rock called the big pebble:
                                                                                                                                                                                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Caillou

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                going shopping with family, buying gender innapropriate clothing, being confident enough they don't even notice.

                                                                                                                                                                                                "oh, you picked a nice color for once"
                                                                                                                                                                                                thanks muahahahaha (evil laughter)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Low Quality Facts » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Elon Musk was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Andrea Rivolta » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                @andrearivolta@mastodon.uno

                                                                                                                                                                                                @lowqualityfacts I know right? having kitchen salt as the only problem in life...what a time it was 🥹

                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Enema Cowboy » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Enema_Cowboy@dotnet.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @lowqualityfacts

                                                                                                                                                                                                  A meme of text overlaying a photo of a male fiddler crab.  The text:

Too many bills to pay?
Not liking your current life?
Don't know what to do?

*Become a crab!*

- No sunburns
- No sand in swimsuit
- Regrow lost limbs
- Lots of legs
- Nver get fat
- No responsibilities

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Alt...A meme of text overlaying a photo of a male fiddler crab. The text: Too many bills to pay? Not liking your current life? Don't know what to do? *Become a crab!* - No sunburns - No sand in swimsuit - Regrow lost limbs - Lots of legs - Nver get fat - No responsibilities

                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Fitz Bushnell » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @fitzscott@tty0.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @lowqualityfacts You know he's just going to turn you into a snail & say, "Hey, that counts as a slug! By the way, now you owe property taxes on the shell."

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]Tor Iver Wilhelmsen » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @toriver@mas.to

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @lowqualityfacts You know, that with sufficiently large doses, salt will kill your human form as well. Judge the quality of that fact as you wish.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]zedaardv » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @zedaardv@mastodon.world

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @lowqualityfacts
                                                                                                                                                                                                        did you check the fine print?
                                                                                                                                                                                                        what happens if you get 100,001 followers?

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Remember , the Devil is in the details!

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Jens » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @ohyran@social.piewpiew.se

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @lowqualityfacts oh to be young, naive and slimy again...

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Lethe [Any] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lethe@digitalcourage.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @lowqualityfacts can I have the devil's contact info

                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Condamnation de Marine Le Pen : à gauche, des protestations sans traduction politique

                                                                                                                                                                                                              La condamnation de Marine Le Pen ouvre à la gauche un boulevard pour mettre les sujets de probité et d’éthique au cœur de la campagne présidentielle. Pour l’instant, le boulevard est dépeuplé et les réactions sommaires.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Par @ilyesramdani et Sarah Benhaïda › l.mediapart.fr/RIN

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Laurent Masson » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @Lomasson@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mediapart @ilyesramdani si on considère les politiques de la photo comme représentants de la gauche, on peut aisément comprendre qu'ils ont d'autres soucis en ce moment 😂, genre "la primaire !!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @Lomasson@mastodon.social ça aurait pourtant pu être un moyen pour eux de se distinguer pour la primaire...

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    setting up an ai that reads my sms to tell me wether the message i just recieved from my dad is normal or about to destroy my mental health to the ground

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    i just saw a grown ass cis man explaining the joy of hugging an "ikea shark" and i think the world can still be beautiful.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    hug your hajs everyone

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    me to friend:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - you'll never guess what's at the back of my underwear drawer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - contraceptives?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - honey candies
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    chat, am I ace?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @heredos@heredos.net

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Kingu [he/him/../../../etc/passwd] » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @Kingu@sakurajima.moe

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Meanwhile, on Twitter, full grown adults are complaining about Chiitan...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Mediapart » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart@mediapart.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Des images inédites révèlent l’état très dégradé de bidons radioactifs au fond de l’océan

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jetés à l’eau entre 1950 et 1990, des fûts de déchets radioactifs se trouvent dans un état avancé de décomposition, selon des images du CNRS. Des radionucléides typiques de l’activité des réacteurs nucléaires y ont été observés à des niveaux supérieurs à ceux attendus.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Par Jade Lindgaard › l.mediapart.fr/KJT

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Marion K ⏚ » 🌐
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart On aura vraiment tout pollué, même les grands fonds marins ! Qui a pu penser que c'était une bonne idée ? Et on continue de faire la même chose avec Stocamine, avec Bure/cigeo… Qand est-ce qu'on apprendra, collectivement, à arreter de tout détruire ? 😭

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mediapart@mediapart.social je vais donc rajouter godzilla dans mon bingo des trucs qui arriveront avant 2050

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Lutin » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @LeLutin_SurLeMur@mastodon.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @heredos @mediapart Tu veux dire : Godzillanémone de mer ? ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]heredos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @heredos@heredos.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @LeLutin_SurLeMur@mastodon.social ça va être très bizarre comme cryptide, j'imagine que ça rendrait boins bien à l'écran

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]4dr1c3n » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @adricen@graphics.social

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @mediapart Godzilla incoming!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Celtillos » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @celtillos@h4.io

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mediapart

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Fukushima à retardement.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]TYB » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @TYB@mamot.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mediapart Vive l'énergie "décarbonnée". Vous avez vu à quelle vitesse supraluminique, on est passé d'"énergie verte, renouvelable" à décarbonnée pour pouvoir innocenter et relancer le nucléaire (civil bien sûr, on ne parle jamais du militaire)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Hibou Chachara » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @borisschapira@framapiaf.org

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mediapart Teenage Mutant Ninja Anémones

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]UnColmarien » 🌐
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @UnColmarien@piaille.fr

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mediapart aucune description

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