heredos
@heredos@heredos.net
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This morning's Low Quality Ad is for the Vitamix 5200 Blender, on sale for 30% off.
Life Hack: Save money by buying a wheel of parmesan and blending your own wood pulp into it at home.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008H4SLV6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.21OK2PDMHJQ6O&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.21OK2PDMHJQ6O_1782314091007
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A studio product shot of a black Vitamix 5200 blender filled with various chopped fruits and vegetables, including oranges, pineapple, cucumber, and leafy greens.
Another life hack: Save even more money by blending wood pulp with more wood pulp and eating nothing but straight wood pulp.
Kaneko Fumiko, in other words, was intent on burning down the system. Authorities accused her of attempting to do just that.unseen japan
There is a new toy to play with to break AI scrapers! You might know of MCP, or "model context protocol". Well, people have now made Well, I'm thinking that I just put this on my website, but then fill it up with exclusively garbage functions that tell the user their AI is broken, that it's becoming depressed or other fun things that should put them in a frenzy about what's happening to their poor, poor LLM. In addition to that I should make sure there is never actually anything of-use in there either. Anyone else want to experiment with this?
@wyatt and now people use the fact everyone and their mother has it to go 'someone might not understand it' as an argument to not being able to own your shit and let someone else own you,
you unironically get "you might be able to trick someone into installing malware" but obviously you could never trick the geniuses at apple into allowing that same malware into the 'trusted app store'
Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Tribit Bluetooth Shower Speaker. True audiophiles know the shower is the optimal place to listen to music. Sound reflects off the water droplets to create a more atmospheric effect, and the vocals are purified by the hot steam.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJR6RTS?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8_1782151881471
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a compact, rectangular Tribit portable speaker wrapped in a gray and black fabric mesh, featuring white control buttons on top and a small carrying strap on the side.
@lowqualityfacts Purple Rain sounds unparalleled in the shower. It's what Prince had in mind when he wrote it.
This is why The Beatles recorded all of their albums in the shower. You can't beat that sound quality.
Transphobe: “Well I identify as an attack helicopter haha lol lulz rofl’
Utena: Hold my beer 🚗#utena #transgender #ManualTransmission
Claude is web scale. You publish your API keys onto the web and it scales right up.
when techbros go on about digital socerignty im just like .. oh so someone whos " allowed to " mistreat me on purpose to control me just uh now .. .. digitally too.. and its just like "why would i ever want this exactly?"
@heredos id say no unless your actually doing that kind of shit with it, in the same way an anarchist commune is not just " everyone is the state " but rather the absense of one, .. but also your still most likely using some other ISP and whatever
omg they made juice out of me :c
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Luna Juice from I Saw the TV Glow
Low Quality Facts is now the 50th largest account on Mastodon! Forget about shooting for the moon, I'm aiming straight at NASA.
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two account listings from a social media platform. The first is for NASA with 76,327 followers, and the second is for "Low Quality Facts" with 75,152 followers.
@lowqualityfacts I set up 70000 of those as bot accounts on a throwaway instance and am looking forward to ruining your "big moment". 
the truth is elsewhere
i'm just a computer nerd
What a guy
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4 panel comic Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”. Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection. Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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A Shot from the set of Lord of the Rings: Ian McKellen in full Gandalf costume sits on a bench in a tent. On his lap is a silver MacBook, with the glow of the screen illuminating his face. He's looking at the laptop intently.
The image is captioned with the typical meme font: "Please wait while the wizard installs the software".
Space Routing is here to help organise your Spaces! Just set-up a route by pasting a domain and choosing it's supposed destination.
We also have another incredible news to share. The Zen Community has grown to an estimate of over 500.000 users this week!
If you want to support Zen's development please consider donating here:
— https://zen-browser.app/donate/
@zenbrowser Amazing! Does it replace the Firefox Multi-Account Containers addon?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/
@zenbrowser How does this behave with Glance? I noticed that if a link is opened in the Glance view, it opens in the original Space, not the target Space defined in the routing. Is the Glance window using the same profile as the configured target Space?
@heredos
Sadly, no. Most bigots resort to hysterics. They can't all be trans. Or can they???🤔
The thing I want to know is does being a bigot make you into what you hate? If it does then I know too many white people who are black but don't know it.
@heredos
I regret that my Canadian sarcasm was lost on you. Maybe I was a little too dry in my delivery.
And I am not Canadian.
i am back into weeb hell
@heredos@heredos.net you are NOT supposed to encourage this behaviour
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[insert a picture of an utopian civilization]
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Canal+ soutient-il vraiment la « plus grande diversité » du cinéma français ?
La décision de Canal+ de boycotter les voix critiques de Vincent Bolloré a sidéré les festivaliers à Cannes. Le patron du CNC a « regretté » la décision, tout en soutenant la chaîne cryptée sur le fond, elle qui serait la garante de « la plus grande diversité du cinéma français ».
Par Yunnes Abzouz et Ludovic Lamant › https://l.mediapart.fr/ezX
Made the mistake of trying out GPU accelerated video recording again, thinking that if I use this other thing that's not OBS maybe it will work better.
(No... they all just use the same underlying libraries and utilise the GPU video encoder in the same way)
Bigger filesize, worse quality, slightly less stuttering than with software encoding when recording Principia but I don't know if that may just be placebo. Not worth it.
People who use hardware encoding for screen recording, do they all just have expensive Nvidia GPUs they use for it?
The allure of being able being able to record stuff in good quality and without taxing the CPU that I need for the thing I actually wanna record is too strong. Want to achieve it one day.
@ROllerozxa Any NVIDIA gpu is definitely the way to go for this, even on Linux the experience is better from what I’ve played with. On Linux we have a shadowplay alternative called GPU Screen Recorder that captures very close to source quality on its default presets, it produces large files but no stuttering during recording and I just re-encode before use.
@be_far mmyeah. GPU screen recorder was the one I was trying, and on AMD it uses VAAPI just like OBS, it just has less knobs for configuring it. which would be nice if it was a "just works" kind of thing but it just has the same issues as previously in OBS. my RX 560 is just not good enough...
(a long time ago someone had offered to send me an RTX 3060 they had lying around but unfortunately that didn't end up happening :(
i had never gotten a failing crade before, so i went all in, skipping classes, and going out with friends to prevent me from compulsively studying. it felt so liberating, so free, that i just had to try again. so i did. until i failed the whole semeter, and had to do it again. i don't regret that time one bit.
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Narwhal Stuffed Animal. The Narwhal was nearly hunted to extinction in 1880 after Mark Twain jokingly suggested that the animal's horn could be used to cure illiteracy.
https://collabs.shop/bw2cox
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A plush narwhal toy with soft blue fur, a white textured underbelly, and a shimmering silver horn sits on a wooden desk next to an open book.
@lowqualityfacts The Narwhal is not a wet unicorn, but has a prolonged tooth emerging from its mouth ...
@lowqualityfacts
Attempts to prevent the curing of illiteracy by narwhal horn magic continue. That's why the current US regime really wanted access to the waters around Greenland, to get the job finished.
You can tell if a narwhal is a male because it will have a horn. You can tell if a narwhal is female because it will also have a horn.
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