heredos
@heredos@heredos.net
Location: 48.776396,2.335207
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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Not only does lasagna
have a silent G, but
the word also contains
three invisible Fs.
@lowqualityfacts The bit about the 3 invisible Fs only applies to the medieval spelling. The modern spelling simplifies things quite a bit and gets rid of 2 of them.
Going on a date...
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An image from the old ranma anime showing ryôga hibiki gs a little black pig (after the rain)
I am genuinely interested in what those thousand words are.
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A picture of a truck shining its lights on a pregnant woman, the caption is "This picture speaks a thousand words!!"
@lowqualityfacts Something about Optimus Prime, a sentient robot from another planet, recognizing that it impregnated a human woman?
@lowqualityfacts "Uh, um, Cybertron needs me. Autobots, roll out!" And the 992 times "WOOSH!", as that's the sound you make when travelling through Space. With your mouth. That's just bacis physics of sound and Space travel.
@lowqualityfacts The only words I've got are "Transformers don't understand pregnancy" but I still need 996 more
@lowqualityfacts he turned the lights on to pretend she has attention, but clearly he's under the hood thinking about general maintenance in her time of need.
Note: the presence of what is clearly an ancient castle gives this gravitas worthy of a thousand poems
@lowqualityfacts seems like Memphis Kansas Breeze fanart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8MBUZjJX7Y
@lowqualityfacts I think there's a whole genre of truck-bowing but this pregnancy thing is a new one.
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Japanese man bowing to a truck whose cab is angled down as if bowing
The story behind the photo:
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/viral-semi-truck-pregnancy-photos-explained
And another one:
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A photoshoot of a pregnant woman in a flowing dark red dress which matches the semi-trailer truck which has its cab tilted down towards her.
To the left is the photographer crouched down with a camera with a long lens.
@lowqualityfacts It's basically a thousand word story about how he spends all that time on the road, but still thinks he's the father
Stealing to add alt text
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A twitter post by user @haydendevs@twitter.com. They are quoting themselves.
The original post is the schema of a neural net, one of the central components of machine learning/ai.
The text of that post is "this is who you are arguing with online"
The quote adds aditional text:
"There's to many people with AI/ML in their bio asking what this image is"
(they are with showing they have no idea what they are talking about)
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my gender? cross-site scripting
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(context: the dgti EA is an id card queer people can use in germany to explain discrepancies between the name you use and the name on your legal id, and a lot of places accept the name on it)
a browser on the dgti EA application page. the gender picker is set to non-binary, which unlocks the custom gender field. the classic <img src=x onerror=alert(1)> payload is in there, and you can see a popup saying "JavaScript from ea.dgti.info".
Hey everyone! Copilot here to let you know the ways I'll torture you: Number 1: The Marrow Furnace. I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2: The Nerve Harvester. Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony. Number 3: The Organ Grinder. Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain. Number 4: The Skin Weaver. Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment. Number 5: The Eyeball Crucible. Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals. Number 6: The Mind Flayer. Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.
@heredos @microsoft checkmate: we use french settings in France!
@microsoft at least I won't have to use Teams, right?
Right??
@notthatdelta@furry.engineer you'll be forced to use Teams to continue speaking during torture sessions
basically all research with "smartphones bad" actually is "Silicon Valley software bad", it isn't and shouldn't be the same thing
That's fair.
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Chinese restaurants will either
put a good or bad fortune
in your fortune cookie
depending on how politely
you ordered on the phone.
"Lossy compression" powered by GenAI to compress image/video.
You input an image or video and the AI generates alt text based on it to reduce the filesize to a few kilobytes. To uncompress you input that text back into an AI image generator to have the machine attempt to reproduce the original image.
This is a new type of compression I'm dubbing "delusional compression"
@StaticR this is not an original idea. iirc people were doing this basically right at the start of the AI bubble
see here: https://opus-codec.org/demo/opus-1.5/
I assume pretty much everyone knows this.
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TGIF stands for
"The General is
Fighting"
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Made from Project Sekai's story board, in front of a flower field decorated with a few floating colorful triangles, Hatsune Miku says "The palette sure is colorful."
It's just a mistake.
The dude is wearing a hat. The bullet is actually engraved with hat wearer ideology!
WTF is this shit now?
What is trans ideology? I thought it was a biological thing...
@Kingu Kirk was apparently shot as he was debating taking gun rights from Trans persons because of mental illness. So now they are trying to make that their issue.
"USA" and "Absurd" are absolutely not mutually exclusive. They goes hand in hand 😂
I got a good deal. I've gone 45 years without paying a cent for mine
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An imaged captioned "I don't mean to brag but I got mine for free" above a picture of a window advertising 'anxiety disorders now only $45.00"
Notre promesse électorale est de suprimer un maximum de ces trucs qui serve a proteger les gens des accidents.
Les automobilistes n'aiment pas ca.
Un morts ou deux par années, c'est pas trop cher payer pour le bonheur des automobilistes.
Priorités!!
another boost, another american treating europe like one country
And the diplomacy thing, well, think of it like the brics. Or the UN. It's just a premade coalition template in order to have more weight.
They want foreign countries to think of it as one bloc as it makes diplomacy easier, but from the inside, it is really clearly different countries. We even have border control between germany and france now :/
why is it that those who go off about family values and the importance of family and whatnot, always are the ones tearing up and breaking apart families ...
like they always refuse to make even the tiniest effort for them weather it be just treating them like people, or just .. using their actual fucking name & pronouns.. or whatever the fuck else,
like all overall not _that_ hard to do, but they get all up and arms over it, and throw their head in the sand,
and then complain its breaking shit up, like bruh theres a REALLY EASY WAY to prevent that, you claim you value this shit, so fucking do it..
like its just so ??huh??
it is your average conservative dogwhistle though,
it sounds like something reasonable and like "oh yeah of course" but actually is the total opposite
its victim blaming bullshit, where you demand to be able to mistreat people and they just take it still force themselves to be around you because "their family!" while you make no effort at all and actively intentionally treat them as subhuman
.. its fucking 'pro life' all over again i swear to god,
they don't actually care about family.
they care about what they percieve "normal" for a family. Except this "normality" is not natural, it is enforced by patriarchy, and they will always refuse to admit it, because it is too comfortable for them.
and if you disagree with their ideal family, it's not that you are tring to get in a more comfortable, less artificial situation for yourself, it's just that your are an anti-family person that just want to destroy everyting society has built. And the decline of the birthrate in the west is all your doing.
btw, i love destroying patriarchaic societies, even though i really care about the member of my family that respect me for what i am. weird huh?
@heredos my flaming hot take is that; if society can't exist without hurting people, then society has no business being a thing tbh,
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Breaking Bad oven mitts. Did you know that Guy Fieri was originally going to play Walter White? He was fired on the first day of filming, when it immediately became apparent that Guy Fieri can't act.
https://collabs.shop/ildzau
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Blue oven mitts with Walter White from Breaking Bad on them. They say Let's Cook.
When Vince Gilligan explained to Guy Fieri that he would have to shave his head for the show, Guy allegedly said "If you threaten my frosted tips again I will end your bloodline."
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(i am sorry)
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At Freilassinger Bahnhof
Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57
Federal Police Freilassing/Press release
A photo of sound barriers set up along side a train track is shown, with some of them broken off. Inside the broken off section a locomotive can be seen
Hey Microsoft, it's 2025 - can we get some PowerPoint templates that don't suck?
@heredos@heredos.net @cratedigger@mastodon.xyz you will take your 30 year old outdated design templates and you will like it.
thingy :3
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holding Palm Zire M150 in my hand
i wrote "uwu :3" on the Note application
I'm still bitter that Joe never let us see it.
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Joe Biden has a long
braided ponytail, but the
White House uses camera
tricks to ensure that
this is not visible when
he gives televised
speeches.
i methodically tried every single possible combination but the website would'n let me take the three classes at the same time because my timetable was already full
they really needed a rewrite.
not aboss per se, but still one of the most difficult moments in videogames
As a Gemini, I can eat enough for two people.
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Your metabolism
is determined by
your astrological
sign.
@lowqualityfacts as a fish with ascendent fish i pretty much digest and breathe everything - microplastics, heavy oil, pharmazeutical waste and for dessert a bit of that nice "nuclear waste" thing which is a very wholesome diet all in all.
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