heredos
@heredos@heredos.net
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not aboss per se, but still one of the most difficult moments in videogames
As a Gemini, I can eat enough for two people.
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Your metabolism
is determined by
your astrological
sign.
@lowqualityfacts as a fish with ascendent fish i pretty much digest and breathe everything - microplastics, heavy oil, pharmazeutical waste and for dessert a bit of that nice "nuclear waste" thing which is a very wholesome diet all in all.
Welp, that degraded fast
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Mug Warmer. My God, the poor boy's been flattened. They say curiosity killed the cat, but this one was clearly murdered by a cup of coffee.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C2HNB1MC/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_A9T90MCX3Q76Z42X9159?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=dca2d455f0ec5951085c5d7010db55fe
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A coffee warmer that looks like a black cat.
@lowqualityfacts this cat is not dead, but condemned to an eternity of generating body heat in servitude to *shudders* humans
truly a cat's hell
i wonder if anarchist's in japan will drop 様/さま to さん、 くん、 ちゃん ... gonna start saying "姫さん" now xS
DeepL handles it with -chan and even -kun (but only as "くん", if you use "君", then its just 'princess' with no alternatives,) and even offering "princess boy" .. but if you try change it to just -san it just translates it to -sama despite not being written at all >.>
very sad.
@heredos no no i mean the actual princess but like i don't see her social position as valid or meaning of anything, 'princess' is just a fun name she calls herself sometimes, obviouisly.
maybe it would depend on the context it was used in idk.
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BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.
@lowqualityfacts Also, the Office of the President is changing its name to The Office Of Covefe and Nonsense.
@lowqualityfacts
They should rename it the Department of LBGTQ, as that is apparently WAY scarier than war.
@lowqualityfacts The Department of the Interior is changing its name to The Cauldron of Cthulhu and Cruelty. CCC.
@lowqualityfacts 2028: President Pelosi announces that the renaming of the Department of War to the Department of Defense should be complete by 2075.
"This ambitious timeline for the renaming project would not be possible without Microsoft Copilot."
In other news, OpenAI has completed replacing all members of Congress with AI personalities, resulting in a 1463% increase in lines of legislation produced per day.
@lowqualityfacts For a really funny take on a "Secretary of War", check out a scene from Duck Soup, just after they made Chico Marx the Secretary of War:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFk0BnxndMA
Where are the Marx Brothers now that we really need them! (BTW, the video includes Harpo answering a telephone call and holding a conversation you can sort of follow even though Harpo is just honking a horn).
@lowqualityfacts wouldn’t be shocked it it ended with Hedgehog getting bit by the baby seal and running away
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Cover for noda volume one featuring an outStanding art of zundamon the green goblin
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Cover of noda volume two, with gorgeous art of kasane teto, the red/croissant haired beauty
@heredos@heredos.net is there a translation
the art looks good
buying japanese stuff on rakuten wasn't nearly as hard as i thought it's be.
do you know a good archival service where i could upload it?
All the cool kids are going floppy
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screenshot from article explaining that cops in the UK are annoyed by Extinction Rebellion activists who go limp upon being arrested
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One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”
@benlockwood there is a really easy way to save everyone a ton of time, and that is simply to just not arrest people!! you really shouldn't be doing that in the first place, give it a try!!
I HAVE BEEN USING WATERFOX PRIVATE SEARCH AT WORK AND WOW I LIKE THIS SITE. EVERY SINGLE TIME THE RESULT I WANT IS RIGHT AT THE TOP, NEVER MORE THAN 3 LINKS DOWN. THIS IS HOW A SEARCH SHOULD WORK WTF GET IT TOGETHER BIG TECH.
@sayonaraminasan downloading it
@sayonaraminasan so I have it installed and I’ll give it a go but I typically use Vivaldi
Why?
@Kingu Yes, why would the English speak English?
English is just mispronounced French anyway...
@Kingu Actually a mongrel language. Bits of everything in there including anglo-saxon, Latin, Indian, etc.
- But you talked about teto and zundamon which one could i possibly-...the answer to this question is the same as what you put on karaage..
-But this is not even musi-...it's japanese brainrot of the finest quality. As such, it is also music. Surely you have no more complaints or dumb questions?
- what is zundamon's gendegun reload soundBANG
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Made from Project Sekai's story board, in an art gallery, Hatsune Miku says "If the gender reveal cake cuts to blue that means it's a Miku!"
I'm reading hate post about Mastodon on Bluesky....
So, basically, "our" main problem is that we hatefully tell new user to use Linux.
I see people have little icons over top their profile pictures
could ya'll tell me how
Should I shit post or remove myself from the fedi?
Who knows
Urusai not federating caused me zero bother since I’m talking to myself 99% of the time
@fireweed@urusai.social Urusai doesn't federate?
2005: Your website looks like it was designed by a 3-year-old and barely works, this can't be a trustworthy source of information
2025: Your website looks like it was designed by a 3-year-old and barely works, this is the last bastion of truth on the Internet
Managed to get back into Linux. Not sure what things I need to make this usable as a daily driver. I am running PopOS if you're wondering my Distro.
I found Cinder for Apple Music but I don't think I listen to it enough to justify spending $7 on software.
I'd love some mastodon or misskey software though if any of you have any recommendations.
I have zero patience for configuring shit
as for apple music, it's the apple ecosystem, if you can't listen to it from a web browser you are going to have very little luck from anything but an apple device.
maybe try running itunes in wine? i wouldn't be super hopeful, but if you have no way to download your library drm-free that might be the only option
basically, just install snap
```bash
sudo apt update
sudo apt install snapd
and then install apple musici'm not a big fan of snaps but well, if it works it works
```bash
sudo snap install apple-music-for-linux
so i think organizing and having a kinda movement to show you aren't gonna take this shit anymore, is kinda good .. (assuming it goes anywhere) and is atleast not a bad thing (if it doesn't) ..
i disagree that clippy would not steal your data or kill your family or whatever the fuck if given the chance..
i also dislike that that a certain rossman was behind it, but i would admit he is good at pushing for stuff, even if he kinda sucks in lots of ways (part of which being the kinda cult-like following .. and pivoting himself as a kinda 'god' or otherwise as an "authority figure" ..)
and i disagree that the issues were facing are exclusively from technology / techbros whatever, and rather the capitalist system that all exists in, they just happen to have lots of power right now (which is the actual problem ..)
@Li what DID he actually do i never found anything about that
he conflated vendor-lock in with rape, and then got mad when rape victims called him out on it.
(basically, he was correctly pointing out manufacturers feel entitled to do things to your stuff without consent, hence- the comparison, also pointed out some car manufacturer tried to equate wanting to repair your own stuff to _that_ because "someone might install malware to track you!!!" completely far fetched nonsense.)
and iirc in one vid he complained about a rare instance of someone doing restorative justice, instead of hurting people and pretending its ok
other than that just generally kinda cult of personality kinda god-complex "i know everything" kind of stuff, which is generally a bit crappy, and he exaggerate's things like ALOT
oh yeah and talks about everything from a kinda capitalist mindset,
but also maybe its just like hes just a repair dude who didn't got forced into activism by apple, who is very good at the one thing and terrible on all others??
@indigoviolet more recently (and i could be wrong about this) but he said some stuff kinda negative about Stop Killing Games, but im not sure what exactly, or have much information to give about this, as this was after i kinda stopped caring ...
in general i don't think(?) its too much, its more of a general trend towards being shitty than any one thing in particular, which is what makes it difficult,
again i think part of this is probably(?) because he kinda just suddenly had a big voice and suddenly exposed to a bunch of people and never really caught on how to manage that properly, or something, or maybe im giving him too much credit, i dont know ... ? either way take all that as whatever you want ig, its enough to make me fall more in the area of 'critical support' instead of just support,
but i guess more tl;dr is, "he is good on the repair stuff, but not on like.. anything else?"
one of the very few influencers who san admit when they are wrong, which also mean that everything they did not admit to be wrong on is...
Youtube qui me propose un documentaire sur comment l'IA va révoultioner le cinéma de demain.
Je ne regarde déjà pratiquement plus aucun films parce que trop de CGI et des histoires insignifiantes. Je pense pas que l'IA va beaucoup aider...
la cgi n'est pas une cause mais un symptome, je suis de celles et ceux qui pensent que le budget illimité bride la créativité en la forçant a agir dans un terrain sans contraintes.
Tu as raison. Je cite les deux (cgi+histoires) , mais ils sont pas forcément en relations...
"je suis de celles et ceux qui pensent que le budget illimité bride la créativité en la forçant a agir dans un terrain sans contraintes."
ouais,, mais heureusement il y a encore un peu de realisateurs qui n'ont pas des godzillions a investir...
I think I've experienced this before.
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The Mandela Effect
is an unusual phenomenon
where you stand up too
fast and think that you
saw Nelson Mandela
in your peripheral vision.
Is Miku still drawn by real human sometime?
It’s been awhile since I mucked around with Linux so I am gonna do that tonight
Knives (not including butter knives) are very dangerous. It is much easier to kill someone else with a knife than it is to kill them with a schedule 1 controlled substance, which in turn is much easier than killing someone else with porn. Also, no one really Therefore, we need age verification for knives (again, excluding butter knives). The simplest thing would be to require an ID check to buy a knife. However, this isn't strong enough: some irresponsible parents might buy knives and keep them in the same house where kids live. Some may even buy knives and deliberately teach their kids how to learn it. Can you imagine anything scarier than children learning with adult supervision? Hence, my new law requires all knives to be smart retractable knives. Each time you extend the blade, you must scan your Real ID, and the on-board AI will use it to verify your age. The knife will automatically retract after five minutes unless you scan your ID again. Obviously, anyone who opposes my new age verification law wants children to be stabbed with a knife.
But this still has knives around, which as you admit, have no use outside of killing people,
this doesn't address the actual problem i can still kill people with a knife, i just have to be above 18 years old to do so,
I don't think kids have any use for them either besides killing their comrades, and i am scared that someone will go into a school to murder kids with a ballpoint pen.
To preven them from killing each other, i will hence order an ai company to make a ballpoint pen-equipped drone that will kill anyone with a ballpoint pen in hand.
Because you see, owning a ballpoint pen is still a fundamental right, and kids need ballpoint pens to defend themselves from people with ballpoint pens that might attack them.
It is mightier than the sword afterall
@heredos @2something having a ballpoint pen is a fundamental right, but its an even more fundamental right of every cop to murder anyone they see (or don't see, but who happens to be black) with a ballpoint pen
because after all; the most important right of all is the right to have your rights blatantly violated by the state
(this isnt about pens)
@heredos @2something ah yes but then when they kill the cop who was trying to kill them; we then victim-blame them for daring defend themselves, and go on about them ''resisting arrest' and use that as an excuse to send 10 more cops at them now with the express goal of killing them, instead of just kidnapping them (and then killing them)
The No Touching signs are there for a reason.
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In 2001 a man was
forced to purchase a
$34 million Rembrandt
painting from the Louvre
his friend dared him
to poke it.
@lowqualityfacts Same thing happened to me when I prodded Vermeer’s “The Concert”. Hate it when that happens.
My goal was to write in French, but I honestly hated this language. So I would write a mixture of languages, but mostly in English.
Anyone have Paris resturaunt/hotel/attraction recommendations? My wife and I are going on our honeymoon soon we don't like crowds, I don't drink, and she is vegetarian
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Naughty Cat Wand. Look closely at that cat's face. That is the look of a cat that feels no remorse for his crimes and will immediately go back to raising Hell.
https://collabs.shop/axeftq
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A soft blue spiky want you can use to grab a cat.
My promise is to talk to you about a Japanese music album every week for #JMusicFriday
This week: Alice by MIGMA SHELTER.
This is a psychedelic idol masterpiece that pushes the boundaries of what J-Pop can be..
It mix Electronic psytrance with field recording and real musical instruments to create an immersive and strange soundscape that you cannot escape from.
Don't miss it. Listen to it here
Please use the #JMusicFriday hashtag and write about your favorite album or song!!
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